Author: Ken

  • 欧巴,以后我就叫你欧巴

    小萝莉说你看起来好像四十岁的人哦,而且四十岁还是往小了说,我说那我把扣扣资料改成四十岁先,小萝莉说欧巴,以后我就叫你欧巴,我说好孩子,哥哥下次请你吃棒棒糖。

    下午收拾办公桌的时候发现了半年前就应该拿给任兄的楠婷序,于是给他打了个电话,让他把地址发给我,我好发快递,木有想到他发过来一个地址,就在公司马路对面,我三步并作两步的跳到工商银行的楼下,咦?不是说在人民银行的么?比上次见面的时候胖了许多,大概是到了可以发福的年纪,然后他相当,怎么说呢,我暂时还找不到一个形容词,只能说,他相当X的问了我一句:楠婷序,她老公叫啥子名字呐?哎,可怜的任兄。

    充电卡的时候一不小心按错了,充了八百度进去……我想,八百度电要用多久才能用完哦?

  • Keep on loving what is true and the world will come to you

    这几天好像吃多了点,每到吃饭的时间都不觉得饿,和我年初刚到北京的那几天比起来实在是天壤之别,又或者是,我已经适应了这寒冷的天气?

    最近的潇湘晨报和艾未未以及未能进入香港的王同学,都很热门,不过大陆的互联网上显得相当地干净,其实也不难理解他们的做法,愚民愚民嘛,只要不传播开来,大家就都不知道,自然就淡化了,就跟朝鲜一样,你看多么伟岸的金正恩~王同学看起来肥了好多,简直有损当年的形象,现在看民国时期的那些时弊,真的会觉得,真他妈好笑,因为那看起来实在是太民主了……


    无耻,实在是太无耻了…..连字都懒得打,直接复制过来的,太无耻了。


    中国国际广播电台的音乐频道,也就是大陆的hitfm,最近每天早上都在放这首歌,我的收音机是调到闹钟十分钟,每次都是八点八分开始放,刚好放到一半就没了,嚓……

    点这里下载

    Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
    Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
    Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah

    Could you be a teenage idol?
    Could you be a movie star?
    When I turn on my TV will you smile and wave at me
    telling Oprah who you are?
    So you want to be a rock star,
    with blue eyed bunnies in your bed?
    Well remember when you’re rich that you sold yourself for this
    You’ll be famous cause your dead.

    So don’t go higher for desire.
    Put it in your head, baby, Hollywood is dead.
    You can find it in yourself.

    I don’t want to take you dancing, when you’re dancing with the world.
    You can flash you caviar and your million-dollar car,
    I don’t need that kind of girl.
    But could you be the next sensation?
    Oh, will you set the latest style?
    You don’t need a catchy song cause the kids will sing along
    when you sell it with a smile.
    So don’t go higher for desire.
    Put it in your head, baby, Hollywood is dead.
    You can find it in yourself.
    So don’t fly higher for your fire. (oh don’t fly higher)
    Put it in your head, baby, Hollywood is dead.
    You can find it in yourself.
    Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah
    Keep it in your head Hollywood is dead

    Well you can do the money tango.
    You can start your little band.
    You can swing from vine to vine while the kiddies wait in line
    with the money in their hands.
    But if you get to California,
    save a piece of gold for me.
    If it’s the only thing you’ll save,
    then I bet you’ll never wave when I watch you on TV.

    So don’t go higher for desire. (don’t go higher, oh, for your desire)
    Put it in your head, baby, Hollywood is dead.
    You can find it in yourself.
    So don’t fly higher for your fire. (oh don’t fly higher)
    Put it in your head, baby, Hollywood is dead.
    You can find it in yourself.

    Keep on loving what is true and the world will come to you.
    You can find it in yourself.
    Love what is true and the world will come to you.
    You can find it in yourself.
    Oh no no no no

    Keep it in your head Hollywood is dead.
    Hollywood is dead baby.
    Oh, Hollywood is dead, dead, dead.
    Whooo its dead. Hollywood is dead, baby, baby, baby.
    Save a piece.
    Keep on loving what is true and the world will come to you.
    Hollywood is dead.
    Get it in your head Hollywood is dead.
    Hollywood is dead baby

  • 拯救

    有一台服务器被外聘的DBA搞坏了,本来我以为可以简单的修改一个文件就可以up了,木有想到,一定还有其它文件被修改了,根本就起不来,只能rescue了,小红帽的rescue比FreeBSD的方便太多,直接Mount为一个目录,随便改,改完了reboot,不过我依然没能把它救活,只好把文件备份,直接format了重新做系统,因循守旧呀,又没有license,装什么企业版嘛,嚓。


    机房里服务器们的轰鸣声让我很烦躁,何况还得等待系统安装完成,但即使是这样的轰鸣声,我却依然差点靠在机柜上睡着了……

    这个牛皮糖实在是被冻得太硬了我靠,吃得我嘴巴差点合不拢来……今天一个人说我是弱智,一个人说我是白痴,我觉得她们说得很有道理。

    我觉得,以前人们常说,用苹果手机的人都不好意思说苹果手机不好用,这不是没有道理的,然而,这种说法存在的前提并非是因为苹果手机一定不好用(当然我一直觉得它不好用),而是因为用苹果手机的人普遍素质不高,当然,爱疯四比起爱疯三来,超越的不是一星半点,而爱疯三比之于爱疯一,基本上就没什么改变,例如流传甚广的不能在两台电脑上同步,我也一度以为是真的,后来我发现这完全就是放屁嘛,不知道哪个傻逼先说的,然而,素质不高,并不能妨碍这群人是有钱的一群人,所以他们通常被称为,高端用户。

    然而,最让我欣赏的,不是苹果的外观和UI设计,而是它电池的续航能力,市面上没有任何一款同类产品可以与之媲美,不管是shuffle还是touch,这让我怀疑,其它厂商其实更没有良心,他们用次品在冒充一等品出售,当然,比较起像诺基亚那种一款手机卖五年,后五年的手机五年前就已经设计好的只追求金钱的芬兰人,乔不死似乎有良心多了。

    其实呢,最让人恶心的,就是那些傻逼果粉,添盐加醋的吹捧,仿佛爱疯每升级一次就会给他们一次高潮一样,何必嘛,本来不是自己的长处非要拿出来献丑,怎么也应该学学乔不死,扬长避短,短处绝对不说,无可奉告。